I only really see my jizz on occasional mornings, usually after a wet dream. They’re pretty casual, and the girl in my dreams is always kinda vague, like a finger painting. In the dream, I’ll say something like, “ Cum coming,” and touch her phantom body. She’ll say, “I’m glad to be here, really enjoying myself.” Then, a hot pink nipple will float into my vision like a comet, and I’ll gently press it. I wake up in the humid morning, my sheets wet beneath me. My body does it quietly and unconsciously, like the tiny cheer I let out in empty elevators after I’ve talked to a cute girl. But for me, these nocturnal emissions are the only release my body ever gets. I’ve never masturbated in my 14 years on this Earth.